Captions Needed For Funny/Shocking/Emotional Images

You will write captions for our images.
These captions must be funny/shocking/emotionally charged.
The images and captions will then be placed on our websites - whichever ones attract the most clicks will be winners
After clicking on the headline, the end user will then be directed to the articles shown.
1. Each caption is limited to 80 characters max.
2. You will be given 10 images.
3. You must write 3 captions for each of them.

4. Total of between 300-350 words.

For good writers - there will be weekly work.